How to pose as a Software engineer

How to pose as a Software engineer


well, First of all , you have to have a masters degree in Computer Science.
College or university.
after graduation, with your newly acquired knowledge in:

UML :
Flow diagram, Prototyping , Design Management, CVS

Differential Calculus:
Differential Equations, Integral calculus .

Linear Algebra :
Vector spaces, Matrices, Quadratic Equations( ax²+bx+c=0)

Discrete Mathematics:
Boolean Logic
Combinatorics
Sort Algorithms(quicksort, shellsort, mergesort, insertionsort etc)
Search Algorithms (binarysearch etc)
Recursive algorithms (gdc, factorial, etc etc)
Graph theory (path finding, tree, nodes, vertices )
Binary tree, Datastructures
Pattern Matching, Neural Networks, minimax, alphabeta prunning etc.

C++:
OOP, Vector class, Class Templates, methods, members, friend,inline,
polymorphism, inheritance, composition, function templates,
typedefs, datatypes, type casting, pointers, stack pop push,


... You are set to conquer the world of software engineering

cheers!

























Oh by the way.. My Programming Portfolio




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Programmeringsspråk:

Managed C++, C++, Java, visual Basic, C#, Pascal


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..> ..> ..> Anställningar:
Lärarassistent i
Programmingsteknik (c++, Java, Visual Basic) Referens:

TAIFUN ALISHENAS, tekn. dr., Numerical Analysis , författare, undervisar i: Programmering A, Databasprogrammering, SQL, PL/SQL, Java, Databasdesign, (KY-studerande).

NTI Skolan AB
08-642 77 10
http://www.nti.se/



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..> ..> ..> 2005 Programming
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Windows Forms, Managed c++
subsonic aircraft Gauge simulator .
(not a flight simulator)


Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Body Mass 'Index Calculator.


Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Mandelbrot Zoom.




Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Bored? entertain yourself with these jokes
from your very own jokejukebox.



Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Human population growth calculator.
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My first Game: Simple Flight Simulator without Terrain by Me





Gauge (flight instruments )Simulation of a subsonic Jet
i am currently working on.


It is'nt runnable, you have to compile it, to do that,
you must have Visual studio 2005 or
Visual C++ 2005 Express installed.

it is not a cessna as the cockpit panel might indicate,
time time time... , i still need to implement the works in OpenGL..
(terrain, aircraft interior,exterior, sounds etc)

its written in managed c++/windows forms.
it uses gdi+, no directx or opengl, its not really a game.
To call it a game, it has be written in either of those API's.

no FPS Lock (frames per second) either...
if (frameCount>=desiredFrameCount)
{
frameCount=0;
do_Stuff_render_and_display();

}else frameCount++;

nada.
It is just some experiment gone wrong.
but it's plain and simple enough even for a 3 year old child to understand


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..> ..> ..> Jokect.zip
Random Joke Generator. K�ver Turbo C++ eller Borland c++ 3.0, K�rs i MS-Dos l�ge, L�s Disclaimern Noggrant f�r att undvika missf�rst�nd, Sk�mten �r tagna fr�n internet och �r ej mina egna.
Jokecg.zip
Random Joke Generator Grafisk. K�ver Turbo C++ eller Borland c++ 3.0, Anv�nder Borlands BGI grafikinterface.. K�rs i MS-Dos l�ge, L�s Disclaimern Noggrant f�r att undvika missf�rst�nd, Sk�mten �r tagna fr�n internet och �r ej mina egna.
win32con.zip
Testprogram f�r textfunktioner i Win32 console mode, (Visual C++).
txmandel.zip
Mandelbrot program f�r Win32 console. V�ldigt pixellerad men �nd� h�ftigt., (Visual C++).
brick.zip
Brick: Roligt spel skrivet f�r Win32 console k�rning, Syftet �r att visa att det g�r att utveckla spel h�r ocks�. Spelet har fyra banor, (Visual C++).
brickb.zip
Turbo C++ version av brick.
prd.zip
f�r Win95/98 console k�rning. : I/O port Diagnostik program. G�r ej att k�ra under WinNT/win2000 d� dessa operativsystem ej till�ter direkt �tkomst av h�rdvaran. (Visual C++).
tcpscan.zip
Simpel Win32 Console Tcp Port Scanner: endast f�r utbildnings�ndam�l/ n�tverk-admins bruk (Visual C++).
portscan.zip
Lite mer kapabel Win32 Console TCP Scanner med inbyggd Ping: endast f�r utbildnings�ndam�l/ n�tverk-admins bruk (Visual C++).
subnet.zip
Win32 Console Subnet Calculator, kalkylator f�r Class C, Class B och Class A N�tverksadresser.. (Visual C++).
ioscan.zip
f�r Win95/98 console k�rning. : I/O Scanner,Diagnostik program, scannar efter aktiva lokala portar.(comm, mouse,video,keyboard) G�r ej att k�ra under WinNT/win2000 d� dessa operativsystem ej till�ter direkt �tkomst av h�rdvaran. (Visual C++).
portscan2.zip
Lite mer kapabel Win32 Console TCP Scanner : endast f�r utbildnings�ndam�l/ n�tverk-admins bruk (Visual C++).
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..> ..> ..> mandel.zip
Dubbel Buffrat Mandelbrot Zoom.

luffshack.zip
3 i rad spel (utan artificiell intelligens), (Visual C++).

joke32.zip
preview av Windows versionen av Ms-Dos programmet Random Joke Generator. projektet �r fortfarande under "heavy development", detta �r inte ens en alpha-version. , (Visual C++).

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..> ..> ..> Joke.zip
Kommande Version av Random joke Generator i Java, Ej Sl�ppt.. (Java 1.3 Kod)
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..> ..> ..> littdatabase.zip
Litteraturdatabas, har du en massa vakttorn, vakna biblar samt annat litteratur som skall inventeras och h�llas reda p�? anv�nd LitteratureDatabaser: kodad Anders C. och mig sj�lv .
(SQL och visual basic code)
breakout
Liten breakoutspel med RnB s�ngerskan Aaliyah som bakgrundsbild (Visual Basic Code)
tictactoe
tictactoespel utan artificell intelligens (Visual Basic Code)
address.zip
B�rjan eller grundkod till en adressbok (Visual Basic Code)
vortex.zip
enkel trignometri.. (Visual Basic Code)
hypnotic.zip
Inspererad av Peters (NTI Personal) grymma batch kod, �r man som jag -"ibland uttr�kad p� jobbet" s�... (Visual Basic Code)
matrix.zip
The Matrix Sk�rmsl�ckare, anv�nd "mellanslags-tangenten" f�r att komma in i inst�llningsl�ge (Visual Basic Code)
joke.zip
Random Joke Generator, Finns Numera ocks� i visual Basic Kod, (referera till C++ och pascal sektionen) L�s Disclaimern Noggrant f�r att undvika missf�rst�nd. Klicka p� Settings f�r inst�llningar (Visual Basic Code)
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..> ..> ..> mandelbrot.zip
Mandelbrot Explorer/Zoom (Pascal Code)
portread.zip
pr.pas, prs.pas port analyzer and port scanner analyzer, local ports like mem, mouse , paraell, etc.. (Pascal Code)
srch.zip
src.pas- char file search, srl.pas- textfile search, sl.pas- line count, cc.pas - char count, em.pas- display/extract email addresses, url.pas- display/extract URLs (Pascal Code)
htm.zip
Html title displayer.. displays title of html files in the current dir.. (Pascal Code)
vesatest.zip
Vesa Test Utility (Pascal Code)
vpcx.zip
Pcx viewer with realtime image effects . (Pascal Code)
memview.zip
MSDos Realtime Memory content Viewer (below 640k) (Pascal Code)
3dtxtbox.zip
Textmode Rotating 3d Cube . (Pascal Code)
gmenu.zip
grafisk filhanterare i 320x200x256 (Pascal Code)
joke.zip
Pascal versionen. (Pascal Code) (f�reg�ngaren till Joke generator i c++)
keystats.zip
Keyboard Diagnostics utility (Pascal Code)
tmbench.zip
Textmode Benchmark Program. Draws a Mandelbrot fractal image. (Pascal Code)
txtbrkout.zip
Primitiv Textmode Breakoutspel. (Pascal Code)
txtools.zip
Textmode tools, tcapt.pas - screencapture, tres.pas -display textmode resolution, tview.pas -view captured image, s2f.pas - write captured screen to file. (Pascal Code)
tcol.zip
textmode foregroundcolor and backgroundcolor changer (Pascal Code)
ascii.zip
writes ascii characters to screen (Pascal Code)
cpmzoom.zip
Continous potentional mandelbrot zoom. (Pascal Code)
cube3d.zip
rotating 3d cube skeleton, mode 320x200x256 (Pascal Code)
env.zip
displays msdos env. settings (Pascal Code)
eqadd.zip
fun with textmode.. (forgot what its useful for..) (Pascal Code)
filev.zip
fileviewer frontend, requires graph.tpu and egavga.bgi files (Pascal Code)
filpoly.zip
a rotating filled 3d cube, no shading.. (Pascal Code)
mqscrsv.zip
screensaver module to filev.pas (Pascal Code)
multbrot.zip
Another Mandelbrot Zoomer. (Pascal Code)
phrbfsnp.zip
periherpal buffer snoop. find out whats in the keyboard, mouse or other buffers.. (in decimal not hex) (Pascal Code)
plasma.zip
320x200x256 plasma image with palette scrollage (Pascal Code)
sphr.zip
renders a dotted sphere image. (Pascal Code)
another local hardware portsniffer/scanner. (Pascal Code)

scb.zip
port analyzer with scop.. , requires graph.tpu and egavga.bgi (Pascal Code)
voxel.zip
Voxel landscape.. (Pascal Code)

Now wait a minute.. sneaker squad heli..

� 2006


Helena, Johanna, Peshi, Karl, Jakob och company!!
you know where to shove that FASAD BULLCRAP of yours!!

Get A LIFE

i have a wall full of programming diplomas
ready to be shoven up yours where the sun dosent shine.





Programmeringsspråk:

Managed C++, C++, Java, visual Basic, C#, Pascal



Anställningar:
Lärarassistent i
Programmingsteknik (c++, Java, Visual Basic) Referens:

TAIFUN ALISHENAS, tekn. dr., Numerical Analysis , författare, undervisar i: Programmering A, Databasprogrammering, SQL, PL/SQL, Java, Databasdesign, (KY-studerande).

NTI Skolan AB
08-642 77 10
http://www.nti.se/










2005 Programming






Windows Forms, Managed c++
subsonic aircraft Gauge simulator .
(not a flight simulator)


Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Body Mass 'Index Calculator.


Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Mandelbrot Zoom.




Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Bored? entertain yourself with these jokes
from your very own jokejukebox.



Windows Forms, Managed c++.
Human population growth calculator.



Jokect.zip
Random Joke Generator. K�ver Turbo C++ eller Borland c++ 3.0, K�rs i MS-Dos l�ge, L�s Disclaimern Noggrant f�r att undvika missf�rst�nd, Sk�mten �r tagna fr�n internet och �r ej mina egna.
Jokecg.zip
Random Joke Generator Grafisk. K�ver Turbo C++ eller Borland c++ 3.0, Anv�nder Borlands BGI grafikinterface.. K�rs i MS-Dos l�ge, L�s Disclaimern Noggrant f�r att undvika missf�rst�nd, Sk�mten �r tagna fr�n internet och �r ej mina egna.
win32con.zip
Testprogram f�r textfunktioner i Win32 console mode, (Visual C++).
txmandel.zip
Mandelbrot program f�r Win32 console. V�ldigt pixellerad men �nd� h�ftigt., (Visual C++).
brick.zip
Brick: Roligt spel skrivet f�r Win32 console k�rning, Syftet �r att visa att det g�r att utveckla spel h�r ocks�. Spelet har fyra banor, (Visual C++).
brickb.zip
Turbo C++ version av brick.
prd.zip
f�r Win95/98 console k�rning. : I/O port Diagnostik program. G�r ej att k�ra under WinNT/win2000 d� dessa operativsystem ej till�ter direkt �tkomst av h�rdvaran. (Visual C++).
tcpscan.zip
Simpel Win32 Console Tcp Port Scanner: endast f�r utbildnings�ndam�l/ n�tverk-admins bruk (Visual C++).
portscan.zip
Lite mer kapabel Win32 Console TCP Scanner med inbyggd Ping: endast f�r utbildnings�ndam�l/ n�tverk-admins bruk (Visual C++).
subnet.zip
Win32 Console Subnet Calculator, kalkylator f�r Class C, Class B och Class A N�tverksadresser.. (Visual C++).
ioscan.zip
f�r Win95/98 console k�rning. : I/O Scanner,Diagnostik program, scannar efter aktiva lokala portar.(comm, mouse,video,keyboard) G�r ej att k�ra under WinNT/win2000 d� dessa operativsystem ej till�ter direkt �tkomst av h�rdvaran. (Visual C++).
portscan2.zip
Lite mer kapabel Win32 Console TCP Scanner : endast f�r utbildnings�ndam�l/ n�tverk-admins bruk (Visual C++).


mandel.zip
Dubbel Buffrat Mandelbrot Zoom.

luffshack.zip
3 i rad spel (utan artificiell intelligens), (Visual C++).

joke32.zip
preview av Windows versionen av Ms-Dos programmet Random Joke Generator. projektet �r fortfarande under "heavy development", detta �r inte ens en alpha-version. , (Visual C++).





Joke.zip
Kommande Version av Random joke Generator i Java, Ej Sl�ppt.. (Java 1.3 Kod)






littdatabase.zip
Litteraturdatabas, har du en massa vakttorn, vakna biblar samt annat litteratur som skall inventeras och h�llas reda p�? anv�nd LitteratureDatabaser: kodad Anders C. och mig sj�lv .
(SQL och visual basic code)
breakout
Liten breakoutspel med RnB s�ngerskan Aaliyah som bakgrundsbild (Visual Basic Code)
tictactoe
tictactoespel utan artificell intelligens (Visual Basic Code)
address.zip
B�rjan eller grundkod till en adressbok (Visual Basic Code)
vortex.zip
enkel trignometri.. (Visual Basic Code)
hypnotic.zip
Inspererad av Peters (NTI Personal) grymma batch kod, �r man som jag -"ibland uttr�kad p� jobbet" s�... (Visual Basic Code)
matrix.zip
The Matrix Sk�rmsl�ckare, anv�nd "mellanslags-tangenten" f�r att komma in i inst�llningsl�ge (Visual Basic Code)
joke.zip
Random Joke Generator, Finns Numera ocks� i visual Basic Kod, (referera till C++ och pascal sektionen) L�s Disclaimern Noggrant f�r att undvika missf�rst�nd. Klicka p� Settings f�r inst�llningar (Visual Basic Code)




mandelbrot.zip
Mandelbrot Explorer/Zoom (Pascal Code)
portread.zip
pr.pas, prs.pas port analyzer and port scanner analyzer, local ports like mem, mouse , paraell, etc.. (Pascal Code)
srch.zip
src.pas- char file search, srl.pas- textfile search, sl.pas- line count, cc.pas - char count, em.pas- display/extract email addresses, url.pas- display/extract URLs (Pascal Code)
htm.zip
Html title displayer.. displays title of html files in the current dir.. (Pascal Code)
vesatest.zip
Vesa Test Utility (Pascal Code)
vpcx.zip
Pcx viewer with realtime image effects . (Pascal Code)
memview.zip
MSDos Realtime Memory content Viewer (below 640k) (Pascal Code)
3dtxtbox.zip
Textmode Rotating 3d Cube . (Pascal Code)
gmenu.zip
grafisk filhanterare i 320x200x256 (Pascal Code)
joke.zip
Pascal versionen. (Pascal Code) (f�reg�ngaren till Joke generator i c++)
keystats.zip
Keyboard Diagnostics utility (Pascal Code)
tmbench.zip
Textmode Benchmark Program. Draws a Mandelbrot fractal image. (Pascal Code)
txtbrkout.zip
Primitiv Textmode Breakoutspel. (Pascal Code)
txtools.zip
Textmode tools, tcapt.pas - screencapture, tres.pas -display textmode resolution, tview.pas -view captured image, s2f.pas - write captured screen to file. (Pascal Code)
tcol.zip
textmode foregroundcolor and backgroundcolor changer (Pascal Code)
ascii.zip
writes ascii characters to screen (Pascal Code)
cpmzoom.zip
Continous potentional mandelbrot zoom. (Pascal Code)
cube3d.zip
rotating 3d cube skeleton, mode 320x200x256 (Pascal Code)
env.zip
displays msdos env. settings (Pascal Code)
eqadd.zip
fun with textmode.. (forgot what its useful for..) (Pascal Code)
filev.zip
fileviewer frontend, requires graph.tpu and egavga.bgi files (Pascal Code)
filpoly.zip
a rotating filled 3d cube, no shading.. (Pascal Code)
mqscrsv.zip
screensaver module to filev.pas (Pascal Code)
multbrot.zip
Another Mandelbrot Zoomer. (Pascal Code)
phrbfsnp.zip
periherpal buffer snoop. find out whats in the keyboard, mouse or other buffers.. (in decimal not hex) (Pascal Code)
plasma.zip
320x200x256 plasma image with palette scrollage (Pascal Code)
sphr.zip
renders a dotted sphere image. (Pascal Code)
prsniff.zip
another local hardware portsniffer/scanner. (Pascal Code)
scb.zip
port analyzer with scop.. , requires graph.tpu and egavga.bgi (Pascal Code)
voxel.zip
Voxel landscape.. (Pascal Code)

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Stacy,

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